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Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT Chapter Thirty-Four
Lorinda drove as fast as she dared on old, pitted, badly maintained back roads, keeping an eye on the rear-view mirror to see if they were being followed. Stimpy navigated and messaged. Their ears were still ringing from the explosions and gunshots. …